"Speedy Gonzales"
SPOKEN: It was a moonlit night in old Mexico. I walked alone between some old adobe haciendas. Suddenly, I heard the plaintive cry of a young Mexican girl.
SPOKEN: It was a moonlit night in old Mexico. I walked alone between some old adobe haciendas. Suddenly, I heard the plaintive cry of a young Mexican girl.
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You better come home, 
Speedy Gonzales
Away from tannery row 
Stop alla your a-drinkin' 
With that floozie named Flo 
Come on home to your adobe 
And slap some mud on the wall 
The roof is leakin' like a strainer 
There's loadsa roaches in the hall 
Speedy Gonzales, why dontcha come home? 
Speedy Gonzales, how come ya leave me all alone? 
SPOKEN in a male Mexican accent: "Hey, Rosita-I hafta go shopping downtown for my mudder-she needs some tortillas and chili peppers."
Your doggy's gonna have a puppy 
And we're runnin' outta coke 
No enchiladas in the icebox 
And the television's broke 
I saw some lipstick on your sweatshirt 
I smelled some perfume in your ear 
Well if you're gonna keep on messin' 
Don't bring your business back a-here 
Mmm, Speedy Gonzales, why dontcha come home? 
Speedy Gonzales, how come ya leave me all alone? 
SPOKEN in a male Mexican accent: "Hey, Rosita-come queek-down at the cantina they giving green stamps with tequila!!"
Here you can sing the Karaoke version:
Here the original version:
And here you can sing an Spanish version from Kumbia All Starsz:
